Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the […]
How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter . “What are you doing?” She asked. “Hunting Flies” He responded. “Oh! Killing any?” She asked. “Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied. Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell them apart?” He responded, “3 were on a beer […]
V Autobuse
Vážení, byl jsem svědkem této situace: Jel jsem autobusem, kde byla i jedna cca 16-ka. Měla na tváři silnou vrstvu make-upu. Nastoupil chlapec, taky v jejím věku, a po zkoumavém pohledu na její tvář prohlásil: “Paštika patří na chleba a ne na xicht …”. Nastalo hrobové ticho. Všichni jsme byli zvědaví, jak a jestli vůbec […]
Did You See Me…
A seriously bad ass bank robber pulls a job at the local bank and as he is leaving confronts one of the customers quivering in the corner, asking him “Did you see me rob this bank?” The customer replies “Well, yeah, I saw you rob it”. Boom!! the bank robber wastes the guy. The robber […]
Multitasking
A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by […]
You gotta love the Italians
This is the hostess for an Italian TV talk show. This is the hostess for an American TV talk show. Where in the hell did we go wrong?!
Life’s Longevity
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?” ” I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke […]
