Doctors
The doctor felt the man’s purse and said there was no hope. Nobody wants to be married to a doctor who works weekends and makes house calls at 2 a.m. But every patient would like to find one. It’s a good idea to “shop around” before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition […]
Why Some Men Have Dogs and not Wives
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog’s parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your […]
DEA Agent
A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Montana and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The old rancher says, “Okay, but do not go in that field over there,” as he points out the location. The DEA officer verbally explodes, saying, […]
Snow Fairy
Because of reading this email, you have been chosen to receive the Blessing of the Snow Fairy! The Snow Fairy will bring you good luck for one year! May you be blessed by his good deeds!….. ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll V You […]
Church Story
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express Praise for answered prayers. A woman stood and walked to the podium. She said, “I have a Praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn’t […]
Talking Frog
A guy is 80 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, ‘Pick me up.’ He looked around and couldn’t see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, ‘Pick me up.’ He looked in the […]
Truck for Sale
A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, ‘Where did you get that truck???!!!’ He calmly told them, ‘I bought it today.’ ‘With what money?’ demanded his parents as they knew what a Chevrolet Avalanche cost. ‘Well,’ said the boy, ‘this one cost me […]
Beware of Dogs
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Gentlemen, Beware…
In a hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men’s restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. ‘Sir,’ she said. ‘You may use the ladies room, if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.’ He went in, did what he needed […]
Different Thought for a Different Day
An other thought: Some people are like Slinkies – not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs…
