Good Luck Angel
WHEN I ASKED MYSELF WHO MIGHT NEED AN ANGEL TODAY, I THOUGHT OF YOU!!! Someone didn’t want her, so they sent her to me. I don’t want her so, I’m sending her to You! The rules are simple: You can send her away, but you can’t send her BACK!!! ll ll ll ll ll ll […]
The Blonde
A Blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor’s dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours. The Blonde jumps up out of bed and says: “I’ve had enough of this,” and she goes downstairs. The Blonde finally comes back up to bed and her […]
Amazingly Simple Home Remedies
1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. 2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. It all goes to the same place anyway. 3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a […]
Orders for Christmas Throws
A friend of mine is selling throws again this year. You know what they are; the thingy that you throw over your bed to keep you warm. I only have the one attached sample to show you. I may have already solicited a few of you so if this is a repeat request, I apologize. […]
Surprise Balloons
If this doesn’t make you laugh you have serious problems. Enjoy and Have a Great Day…
Happy Birthday
SERENITY Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, ‘How old was your husband?’ ’98,’ she replied. ‘Two years older than me’ ‘So you’re 96,’ the undertaker commented. She responded, ‘Hardly worth going home, is it? Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: ‘And what do you think is […]
How Bad is the Economy?
It is definitely getting very bad………… ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll V (Cats are so dramatic!)
When a Japanese Baby is Born
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Seamstress
One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, ‘My dear child, why are you crying?’ The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband […]
Cleaning Poem
I asked the Lord to tell me Why my house is such a mess. He asked if I’d been ‘computering’, And I had to answer ‘yes.’ He told me to get off my fanny And tidy up the house. And so I started cleaning up… The smudges off my mouse. I wiped and shined the […]
