Bozótos Kert Pere
Két fiatalember egy este színház után hazafelé tartott, és megláttak egy jólöltözött, csinos fiatal hölgyet, akit feltűnően követni kezdtek. Az egyik férfi odaszólt a másiknak: – Nem sajnálnék 100.000 forintot, ha az éjszakát vele tölthetném! Nagy meglepetésükre a nő hátrafordult, és így szólt: – Rendben, akkor 100.000 Ft! Mivel a nőnek jó megjelenése és kellemes […]
A Szőke Nő
A szőke nő áll az utcán, és keservesen sír. Odamegy hozzá egy pasas. – Miért sír, kedves, valami baj van? – Igen. Elveszett a kutyám. – Milyen kutya volt? – Német juhász. – Az nagyon okos kutya, ne féljen, haza fog találni. Mire a szőke még jobban el kezd sírni. – És én? Két szőke […]
Generation “Y”
– The Silent generation, people born before 1946. – The Baby Boomers, people born between 1946 and 1959. – Generation X, people born between 1960 and 1979. – Generation Y, people born between 1980 and 1995. Why do we call the last one generation Y? I did not know, but a cartoonist explains it eloquently […]
Reincarnation
Jane was one of those UGLY women, so ugly it hurts, she never had a boyfriend. So she went to a Psychic for help. “Honey,” said the Psychic. “You will not have luck in love in this life. But, at the reincarnation, you will be a very desired woman and all men will fall at […]
Top 8 Morons of 2007
1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it’s not Walter who’s lacking intelligence. 2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman […]
Guts or Balls
There is a medical distinction. We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed the definitions are listed below: GUTS – Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a […]
Grandpa’s Drink
There was a family gathering, with all generations around the table. Mischievous teenagers put a Viagra tablet into Grandpa’s drink, and after a while, Grandpa excused himself because he had to go to the bathroom. When he returned, however, his trousers are wet all over. ‘What happened, Grandpa?’ he is asked by his concerned children. […]
