Yoga For Every Day ~ Joga na Každý Deň
Research confirms that drinking gives you the same benefits yoga does… Výskum ukázal, že opilosť má také isté účinky ako joga…
The 11th Husband
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to ‘Please be gentle; I’m still a virgin’. ‘What?’ said the puzzled groom. ‘How can that be if you’ve been married ten times.?’ ‘Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me […]
Twenty Puns + 1
1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. 2. A jumper cable walks into a bar.. The bartender says, ‘I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.’ 3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. 4. A dyslexic […]
Thank You All…
I just want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery. I no longer open a public bathroom door without using a paper towel or have them put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the […]
Clean Can Be Funny
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. ‘Tie me up,’ she purred, ‘and you can do anything you want.’ So he tied her up and went golfing. ********************************************* A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She […]
E-Mooning
We all know those cute little computer symbols called ’emoticons,’ where: 🙂 means a smile and 🙁 is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by : ) : ( Well, how about some ‘ASSICONS?’ Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_*_) an ass hole {_!_} a swishy […]
Tak to Nemá Chybu
Pošli tuto zprávu 20 lidem a dostaneš zadarmo chleba s paštikou, potom vyjdi na ulici před dům, jebni si ten chleba na čelo a zakrič: “Jsem totální kokot, protože věřím na takovou píčovinu, jako je řetězová pošta! Mám asi v hlavě nasráno a proto to posílám i dalším lidem!” Chtěl bych poděkovat všem, co mi […]
The Law
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you’ll have to pee. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law […]
