The Frog & Golf
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, ‘Ribbit 9 Iron.’ The man looks around and doesn’t see anyone. Again, he […]
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Ted Kennedy Now Eligible To Vote In Chicago!
Somalian in U.K.
A Somalian arrives in London as a new immigrant to the U.K. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says…….. ‘Thank you Mr. British for letting me in this country, giving me housing, money for food, free medical care, free education and no taxes!’ The passer by says, ‘You are […]
Chocolate
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, ‘If I give you this money, will you buy chocolate with it instead of dinner?’ ‘No, […]
Is een Computer Mannelijk of Vrouwelijk?
Het geslacht wordt bepaald door de gebruiker(ster) = politiek ontwijkend antwoord ! Een lerares Spaans legde aan haar klas uit dat in het Spaans, in tegenstelling tot het Engels, zelfstandige naamwoorden vrouwelijk of mannelijk zijn. Huis is bijvoorbeeld vrouwelijk: la casa. Potlood is dan weer mannelijk: el lapiz. Een leerling vroeg: Welk geslacht heeft dan […]
Older Crowd
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office.. ‘Is it true,’ she wanted to know, ‘that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?’ ‘Yes, I’m afraid so the doctor told her’. There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, ‘I’m wondering, then, just how serious […]
Old Cowboy
Ya think you have lived to be 71 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to the dickens…. An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.. She turned to […]
