But Officer…
Can you imagine this guy going 90 mph on his way to Dallas with these balloons trailing a few yards behind him? Instructions for a fun time on the interstate……………… – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Step 1. Tie balloons to car. Step 2. […]
Have You Ever Been This Tired?
IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, REMEMBER, IF IT MADE YOU SMILE, YOUR FRIENDS WILL SMILE TOO!!!!
This is ok if you are a Democrat or Republican
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, ‘If I tell […]
Twenty Years Later…
After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn’t done in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then […]
Dementia Test
This is fun…… It’s that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it’s important to keep mentally alert. If you don’t use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss […]
Wifes vs. Husbands
A WOMAN’S PERFECT BREAKFAST She’s sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WOMEN’S REVENGE ‘Cash, […]
Thought of the Day
“Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.” Robert Louis Stevenson
Diary Entry by a Newcomer South Texan
Dear Diary Just moved to Texas! Now this is a state that knows how to live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place! It is beautiful. I’ve finally found my home. I love it here. June 14th: Really heating up. Got to 90 today. Not a problem. Live in an air-conditioned home, […]
Čo Všetko sa Nedozvieš z Amerických Filmov
– akýmkoľvek počítačom sa do niekoľkých sekúnd dostaneš do najtajnejšej databázy ktorejkoľvek veľmoci – ak ťa prenasledujú v meste, utekaj do centra, tam je určite karneval a ľahko sa stratíš v dave – ak sa ti minie strelivo, nezúfaj, určite más náhradný zásobník, aj keď si práve vyskočil nahý z postele – ak práve potrebuješ […]
