An Other Political Joke..
As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right now […]
An Important Piece of U.S. History
Have you ever wondered who first uttered the phrase “You Gotta Be Shittin’ Me!”? Well, it just so happens to have indirectly originated through the Father of Our Country, way back when George Washington was crossing the Delaware River with his troops. There were 33 (remember this number) in Washington ‘s boat. It was extremely […]
Wat Vinden Mannen Er Van?
Een man komt ‘n boekwinkel binnen en vraagt aan de verkoopster: “Waar staat het boek, DE MAN IS BAAS IN HUIS”? De verkoopster denkt even na en zegt: Op de tweede verdieping meneer…. bij de “SPROOKJESBOEKEN”
Gezond Eten
(Ik moet even weg, chocola kopen………) Eten van rundvlees kan niet – Gekke koeien Eten van kip kan niet – Vogelpest Eten van eieren mag niet – Salmonella Eten van varkensvlees kan niet – Varkenspest Vis eten mag niet – zware metalen in het water heeft hun vlees vergiftigd Fruit en groenten mag je niet […]
The Bathtub Test
During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. “Well,” said the director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.” “Oh, […]
A Woman’s Week at the Gym
This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Diary, For my birthday this year, my Husband (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 […]
Moderné Desatoro
1.) Robím čo možem, menej sa nedá ! 2.) Všetci za jedného, jebem na všetkých 3.) Láska horory prináša ! 4.) Dva razy meraj a raz hreš. 5.) Čo na srdci, to na EKG 6.) Život je najlepší mučitel ! 7.) Dnes mne, zajtra sebe 8.) Komu sa nelení, tomu sa čudujem 9.) Kto neskoro […]
