Vacation in Italy
This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade… A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: “Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It’s crowded […]
Password
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer and at the appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect […]
Kameňáky
Ten, čo vymyslel prácu, tak ju mal naučiť onanovať, aby sa vedela urobiť sama! … Viete, aká je najlepšia antikoncepcia? Chrbtom k sebe a každý sám! … Pár v posteli. Ona: “Urobím z Teba najšťastnejšieho muža na svete. ON: ” Budeš mi chýbať!” … Muž je so ženou v posteli a vraví jej: “Miláčik, ak […]
Political…
Even if these are made up stories, they’re still funny!! Just in case these stories are real, we took the names of callers off the list for their own protection… A DC airport ticket agent offers some examples of ‘why’ our country is in trouble! 1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an […]
Jeanne Robertson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YFRUSTiFUs
Zaujímavá Informácia
Ochranné pomôcky: Prvý suspenzor bol v hokeji použitý už v roku 1874. Ale prvá helma až v roku 1974. Trvalo to sto rokov, kým mužom došlo, že i mozog je dôležitý.
Math Logic
Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint…. it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings […]
If My Body Were a Car…
This is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I’ve got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull. My headlights are out of focus, and it’s especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as […]
In Doctor’s Office
While I sat in the reception area of my doctor’s office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. A s she went to the receptionist’s desk, the man sat there, alone and silent. Just as I was thinking I should make small talk with him, a little boy slipped off […]
Screen Cleaner
I know you don’t clean your computer screen very often and it is hard to do the inside, so here is my present to you. (just click on the link below) http://www.raincitystory.com/flash/screenclean.swf
