Colonoscopy Journal
You will appreciate this humor, and if you have not had one, look what you have to look forward to! LOL and Enjoy.. This is from news hound Dave Barry’s colonoscopy journal: I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy.. A few days later, in his office, Andy […]
Can you identify their expression?
In the following pictures, you see people with very strong facial expressions. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – THEY’RE ALL GETTING READY TO SNEEZE!!
Holy Email
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he sent an angel to Earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, ‘Yes, it’s bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not. God thought for a moment and said, […]
Women’s Ass Size Study
There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their asses. The results are pretty shocking: 1. Only 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big. 2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small. 3. The remaining 85% say they […]
Viccek
– Ön férjnél van ? – Nem,hét éve özvegy vagyok. – Gyereke van? – Igen, egy négy éves és egy két éves. – De hisz a férje hét éve meghalt? – Ó igen,de én élek. Egyik barát szörnyülködve meséli a másiknak. – Képzeld a vasárnapi ebéd főzése közben vettük észre a feleségemmel,hogy elfogyott a krumpli. […]
Ordering Pizza in Near Future
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The Wonderful English Language
We’ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes; but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, yet the plural of moose should never be meese. You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice; yet the plural of house […]
V Posteli
Mužský hlas: “Toto sú dve nežné ručičky, toto zas dve krásne nožičky, tu vyššie dve moje kozičky, ešte vyššie dve jemné ušká…” Preruší ho netrpezlivý ženský hlas: “Počúvaj, Fero! Teraz trtkáme, alebo robíme inventúru?!”
Babka s Dedkom
Dedko s babičkou su v nebi. Ležia na lehátkách pod slnečníkom na nádhernej pláži, popíjajú ľadové drinky a je im fajn. Všade okolo nich sú šťastní ľudia, nikto nemá žiadne starosti, hrá rajská hudba – no proste raj. V tom dedko vstane a vylepí babičke facku. “Prečo si to urobil?” pýta sa babička . “Pretože […]
