Quotes
I dialed a number and got the following recording: “I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Aspire to inspire […]
The Salesman’s Robot
John was a salesman’s delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was about […]
Pussy-Whipped
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, ‘Honey, I’ll be right back.’ ‘Where are you going, honey bunch?’ asked the wife. ‘I’m going to […]
Men Are Just Happier People
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a […]
The Hotel Bill
Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to consider this…. A husband and wife are traveling by car from Los Angeles to Seattle. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they’re too tired to continue and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel […]
UCLA Study
VERY INTERESTING A study worth sharing with friends, both male and female. A study conducted by UCLA’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is Ovulating, she is attracted to […]
Italian Police
GOTTA LOVE THOSE QUICK THINKING ITALIAN POLICE For what reason is the Police Officer pulling these people over? Scroll down for the answer – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – How long did it take you to realize………. She’s not wearing a helmet! I GOT […]
Square Testicles
An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an […]
