Esther and Abe
Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted […]
“Summer”
A poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre I found this beautiful summer poem and thought it might help make your day. It did mine; it’s very well written. – – – – – – – – – – SHIT! It’s hot! The End
Otec a Syn
Synátor sa pýta pri pisoároch, otca: “Oci, prečo ja mám na nohaviciach iba 2 gombíky a ty 5?” “No vieš synček, ty máš malého pipíka, tak na 2 gombíky, a ja som starší, mám väčšieho, tak na 5 gombíkov…” “Oci, tak potom aký veľký kokot musí mať náš pán farár, keď má gombíky až po […]
My 1 Day Employment
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day… About two hours into my first day on the job, a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the […]
An Other Good “BAD” Political Joke!
I JUST HEARD THAT OBAMA IS GOING TO IMPOSE A 540% TAX ON ASPIRIN, BECAUSE IT’S WHITE AND IT WORKS.
My Ex-Wife the Pilot
My ex-wife started taking flying lessons about the time our divorce started and she got her license shortly before our divorce was final, later that same year. Yesterday afternoon I got a phone call, that she narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft she was piloting. Seems she was forced to make an emergency landing in […]
Some Stuff Just Can’t be Made up…
Wal-Mart Cake make sure you read the story under the picture….. Keep in mind this actually really did happen. Apparently, this cake was for someone who was moving from an insurance claims office. Okay so this is how I imagine this conversation went: Walmart Employee: ‘Hello ‘dis be Walmarts, how can I help you?’ Customer: […]
Beautiful Message About Getting Old
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