The Nun and the Priest
A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf. The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and said: “Shit, I missed.” The good Sister told him to watch his language. On his next swing, he […]
Vědecký Poznatek
*V Japonsku, kde je spotřeba tuků minimální, je ukazatel srdečních nemocí a záchvatů nižší, než v Anglii a USA. *Na druhé straně ve Francii, kde je spotřeba tuků velmi vysoká, je ukazatel srdečních nemocí a záchvatů také nižší, než v Anglii a USA. *V Indii, kde sotva pijí červené víno, je ukazatel srdečních nemocí a […]
Cat’s Meow
A strawberry blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to WAL-MART! Why WAL-MART?? HELLOOOOOOOOO! WALMART is the largest re-tailer in the world!!!
How Adam Got Eve
Nothing like a good Bible story to make your day. Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, ‘What’s wrong with you?’ Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a […]
Political – Can You Take It?
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Lessons in Logic
If your father is a poor man, it is your fate, but if your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity. ……………………………………………………………. Practice makes perfect….. But nobody’s perfect…… So why practice? …………………………………………………………….. If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? …………………………………………………………….. Every Man should […]
Kids Always Say Something Memorable
As I was nursing my baby, my cousin’s six-year-old daughter, Krissy, came into the room. Never having seen anyone breast feed before, she was intrigued and full of all kinds of questions about what I was doing. After mulling over my answers, she remarked, ‘My mom has some of those, but I don’t think she […]
A Child’s View of Thunderstorms
A little girl walked to and from school daily. Though the weather that morning was questionable and clouds were forming, she made her daily trek to school. As the afternoon progressed, the winds whipped up, along with lightning. The mother of the little girl felt concerned that her daughter would be frightened as she walked […]
What’s for Lunch?
A man walked into a restaurant, and saw a sign hanging over the counter which read: Cheese Sandwich $1.50 Chicken Sandwich $2.00 Hand job $5.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary money, he beckoned to one of the attractive women, serving a line of eager-looking middle-aged men. ‘Yes’?: she inquired, with a naughty knowing smile. […]
