Confident Blonde
A blonde city girl marries a Texas rancher. One morning, on his way out to the fields, the rancher says to her, ‘The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow’s stall in the barn. You show him […]
People are MEAN!!
Farrah Fawcett died… She was such a nice person that when God met her at the Pearly Gates, he asked her what he could do? Farrah said that she wanted to make the World a safer place for children. So God killed Michael Jackson…
Twee Blanken en een Marokkaan
Blanke 1 : mijn vrouw heeft zo’n grote borsten dat mijn handen te klein zijn om ze helemaal vast te nemen Blanke 2 : mijn vrouw heeft zo’n lange benen dat als ik haar om 7 u begin te kussen vanaf haar voeten ik maar om 8 aan haar navel ben. Marokkaan : mijne vrouw […]
Reverend Fun
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Little John the Baptist Matt. 18:4-5 “Therefore, whoever humbles himself like this child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven. And who ever welcomes a little child like this in my name welcomes me. ” Johnny’s Mother looked out the window and noticed Him “playing church” with their cat. He had the cat […]
Damn Ass
Most parents wonder if they taught their sons and daughters everything they needed to know to lead a safe and sane life. You know what I mean . . .don’t run with a knife, don’t stick beans in your nose, don’t lick a frosted piece of metal, etc. But, you know, I think I might […]
Why We Need Mirrors
This is exactly why you should always, ALWAYS!!! twirl in front of the mirror before leaving the house.
Quelle est la Chose la Plus Rapide?
Quelle est la chose la plus rapide au monde ? L’Anglais a dit: *Moi, je dirais que c’est la pensée, puisque la pensée est immédiate. Le Français a dit: *Moi, je dirais que c’est la lumière car il est prouvé que rien ne bat la vitesse de la lumière. Le Belge a dit: *Moi, je […]
U Heeft een Weekje Vakantie Gewonnen
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How to handle irritating seat mates
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train follow these instructions: 1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case. 2. Remove your laptop. 3. Start up 4. Make sure the guy, who is annoying you, can see the screen. 5. Close your eyes and tilt your head […]
