Najkrajšie Meno na Slovensku
Lenka je najkrajšie meno na Slovensku, lebo 3 veci, ktoré muži najviac milujú sa končia na ‘LENKA’: – – – 1) dovo LENKA, 2) mi LENKA, 3) pá LENKA .
Hitelfedezet
Sámuel elmegy az Izraeli Bankba. – Jó napot, Sámuel! – köszönti őt tisztelettudóan a bank alkalmazottja. – Jó napot. Azért jöttem, hogy 1$ hitelt kérjek. -1$-t ?? De Sámuel, hisz ezt minden probléma nélkül levonhatjuk az ön bármelyik számlájáról. – Nem, én hitelbe kérek 1 $-t, amit egy hónapon belül megfizetek. Ha nem kapom meg […]
One Liners
* I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. * I’ve been in love with the same woman for 49 years! If my wife ever finds out, she’ll kill me! * What are three words a woman never wants to hear when she’s making love? “Honey, I’m home!” […]
Hospital Inquiry
A sweet grandmother telephoned Whittier Hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?” The operator said “I’ll be glad to help, Dear. What’s the name and room number?” The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, “Norma Findlay, Room 302.” The Operator replied, […]
Lawn Mower
My wife always wanted a riding lawn mower. She works all day and was always tired when she came home from work, and thought that a riding lawn mower would help her get the yard work done quicker so she would have more time for the chores inside the house. So, being the handy sort […]
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New Chevy Truck for Women
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