A True Find
An archaeological team, digging in the Washington DC area, has uncovered 10,000 year old bones and fossil remains of what is believed to be the first Politician. ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll V
Chippendale’s 30th Reunion
Coming to your town soon………… Can you believe it… 30 years since these HOT Men came dancing into your lives… Then it all went wrong CHIPPENDALES 30th REUNION… ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll V Sometimes life isn’t FAIR…………….
Fire Auction
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Weather Alert
When you walk out the door in the morning and see this in the sky…… …..just go back inside, have another cup of coffee, and stay home. It’s NOT going to be a good day.
Remember the Songs?
Some of the artists of the 60’s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include: Bobby Darin — Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ a Flash. Herman’s Hermits — Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker . Ringo Starr — I Get By With a Little Help From Depends. The […]
Obama Float
The question is…. Is that Hilary? What is she hanging on to? ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll V Answer: His stimulus package.
Mai Adag
A tanító néni az összetett mondatokat tanítja. Mint lehetséges kötőszót, a “valószínűleg” -et adja meg. A gyerekek példamondatokat mondanak. Józsika: Édesanyám fogja a pénztárcáját és a kosarát, valószínűleg vásárolni megy. Tanító néni: Helyes. Zsoltika: Édesapám reggel magához veszi a táskáját, valószínűleg dolgozni indul. Tanító néni: Nagyon helyes. Pistike: A nővéremhez megérkezik a zongoratanár, lehúzza a […]
Bert’s New Boots
An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas… Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, ‘Notice anything different about me?’ Margaret looked him over. ‘Nope.’ Frustrated, Bert stormed […]
Why We Love Children
1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, ‘Mom, that lady isn’t wearing a seat belt!’ […]
