Spreuk
Daar alleen kan liefde wonen. Daar alleen is ‘t leven goed. Waar men stil en ongedwongen, Steeds de vrouw haar goesting doet.
Chinese Horoscope
Don’t know if this is just a sick coincidence or if I’m getting paranoid, but…. 2007 – Chinese year of the Chicken – Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia 2008 – Chinese year of the Horse – Equine Influenza decimates Australian racing 2009 – Chinese year of the Pig – Swine Flu Pandemic kills […]
Nem Árt Vigyázni
A háztartási alkalmazott fizetésemelést kér. Az asszony nem örül a kérésnek és megkérdezi: – Mariskám, miért kellene felemelnem a fizetésedet? – Asszonyom, három oka van. Az első: én szebben vasalok, mint maga. – Ki mondta neked, hogy szebben vasalsz nálam? – A maga férje mondta. – Ó!!! – A második ok az, hogy én jobban […]
Leroy
A filthy rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only Redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters […]
Tennessee Cut Overalls
FINALLY, OVERALLS THAT FIT! Just ask for the ‘ TENNESSEE CUT’! ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll V Brand new edition of… ‘You know you’re a redneck when…… 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. […]
Words of Advice…
NEVER, EVER, EVER… EVER… UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE… KISS A MONKEY… ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll V “HAVE A GREAT DAY”
Senior Moment
A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation. ‘You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one,’ the student said, loud enough for many […]
Orvosok!!…
Orvos: Gratulálok a bátorságához! Az operációt hősiesen állta, de a műtét előtt nagyon nyugtalan volt, dulakodott a nővérekkel, kiabált, káromkodott… Beteg: Ne csodálkozzon rajta doktor úr, hiszen én csak az ablakot jöttem megtisztítani…
