Mužský…
Ti nestárnou. Šediny je zdobí, brýle jim svědčí, vrásky jsou sexy. Žádné křečové žíly. Žádná celulitida. Žádné klimakterium. A pak z ničeho nic zdechnou.
Compassion
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach, he had no arms or legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for him, the 1st woman asked, ‘Have you ever had a hug?’ The man said, ‘No,’ so she gave him a hug and walked on. The 2nd woman asked, ‘Have you […]
Mars vs. Venus
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were […]
$40,000 Funeral
Jim died. His will provided $40,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Sharon turned to her oldest and dearest friend. ‘Well, I’m sure Jim would be pleased,’ she said. ‘I’m sure you’re right,’ replied Brenda, who lowered her voice and leaned in close. ‘How much did this really […]
You Have Just Got to Love Southern Women
Two nicely dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport. The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well mannered elderly woman from the south. When the conversation centered on whether they had any children the California woman […]
My New Animal Rescue Project…
Some of you probably already know, I joined an animal rescue group last year and have been assigned to protect the African Antelope. Well, last month I was in Africa and this was my first real action, and fortunately my efforts were captured on the attached video. I hope you enjoy it. This type of […]
Esthetische Verrichting
Een vrouw wil zich laten opereren, want ze vindt dat haar Vaginale lippen te groot zijn. Ze vraagt aan de dokter om de verrichting, geheim te houden: “Ik wil niet dat het iemand weet.” “Mevrouw, wij zijn gebonden aan beroepsgeheim.” Na de operatie, ziet de vrouw, 3 rozen naast het bed op het nachtkastje staan. […]
French Missile
Very impressive! frenchmissile
Encounter on an Airplane
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, […]
