5 Minute Management Course
Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, ‘I’ll give you $800 to […]
Old Man at the Pharmacy
An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra ‘Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?’ ‘I can cut them for you’ said Dan the pharmacist ‘but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ‘ ‘I’m 96’ said the old man. ‘I don’t want an erection, I just […]
Pár Vtipů
Manželka říká manželovi: ,,Já bych chtěla mít větší prsa.´´ Manžel na to: ,, Tak si je tři toaletním papírem.´´ Manželka: ,,A to jako pomůže?´´ A manžel na to: ,,No, to nevím, ale koukni, co ti to udělalo s prdelí.´´ Chudý rybář chytí zlatou rybku a povídá si: ,,Udělám tě na másle s trochou česneku a […]
More Blonde Jokes
Two Blondes with a hammer… Carol and Donna, were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in. Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, […]
Letter to the Boss
Dear Boss, I thought I should inform you immediately that I will be unable to attend work today due to my being stung by a wasp whilst sleeping last night. As I’m sure you will no doubt appreciate the weather has been extremely warm, leading to my sleeping unclothed and without any bed sheets. It […]
I Fixed My Computer
After going through a virus attack, losing a hard drive, fighting off hackers, upgrading all my software, installing fire-walls, being threatened with being cut-off by my email provider, and a host of other problems… I HAVE FIXED MY COMPUTER! And NOW it works exactly the way I want it to! ll ll ll ll ll […]
Gramodeska – Znáš to Ještě??
O ženách – konečně to někdo pochopil!!! Povídají si dva muži o ženách. První povídá: “Žena je jako gramodeska, ohraje se a vymění za novou.” Druhý na to říká: “Víš, kamaráde, ta gramodeska se dá otočit na druhou stranu a až potom se může vyměnit.” Nedaleko stojící babka je poslouchá a pak jim povídá: “Ale, […]
Daddy Longlegs
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over […]
Banned From WAL-MART
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will… After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women – she loved to […]
