Survivor Texas Style
Due to the popularity of the “Survivor” shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, “Survivor, Texas-Style. The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there […]
Malý Obchodník
Muž odejde do práce a žena si přivede domů milence. Její malý syn přijde neočekávaně domů, vidí milence s matkou a tak se schová do skříně a sleduje. V tom přijde domů i manžel. Žena vyskočí a aniž by si všimla ve skříni svého syna ukryje svého milence do téže skříně. V tom se chlapeček […]
A Bit Racy – Get Over It!
Welfare Poem I cross ocean, poor and broke, Take bus, see employment folk. Nice man treat me good in there, Say I need to see welfare. Welfare say, ‘You come no more, We send cash right to your door.’ Welfare checks, they make you wealthy, Medicaid it keep you healthy! By and by, I got […]
Smile While Working
Glimlaggen Terwijl aan het Werken ~ Usmievaj sa Pri Práci ~ Mosolyogj a Munkahelyeden
In the Class
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, ‘Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?’ No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, ‘You should not be asking sixth graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell […]
Taking Woman to Bed
What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78? At 8 — You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 — You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 — You don’t need to tell her a story to take […]
Today is National ‘HOLY CRAP YOU’RE HOT DAY!’
Send this to someone gorgeous, but not me, I’ve been getting this damn message all day!!!
Sunday Morning Sex
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday Morning.” Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that […]
