Repeat After Me…
I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING […]
Baby Boomers Watch Out!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yN-6PbqAPM
Chicken Surprise
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the ‘Chicken Surprise’, the waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the […]
The Blue Pigeon
The mayor of Haifa was very worried about a plague of pigeons in Haifa. He could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of Haifa was full of pigeon poop; the people of Haifa could not walk on the sidewalks or drive on the roads. It was costing a fortune to keep the streets […]
Symbols
Written across the wall of a cave were the following symbols: It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old! The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held a […]
Snapdragons
A FRIEND IS SOMEONE WHO IS ALWAYS THERE AND NEVER ASKS WHY Here is the plan: send this flower to four people you want to have a good day. I picked you. If you don’t have four friends, then don’t bother sending any. This is SO positive and there is nothing attached. Let’s continue to […]
Nőgyógyász
A nőgyógyász előadást tart rengeteg nő előtt: – A kemény pénisztől méhrákot lehet kapni néhány éven belül. Mire az egyik nő közbeszól: – A puhától pedig idegbajt, azonnal.
Chuckle for Cinco de Mayo
It was once said that a black man would be president … “WHEN PIGS FLY”… Well sure enough 100 days into Obama’s presidency… SWINE FLU!!!
Curtain Rods
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music and feasted on a […]
