The Latest in Electronics
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AyVh1_vWYQ&NR=1&feature=fvwp
Kids are Quick
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct.. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. __________________________________________ TEACHER: John , why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’ […]
Though for the Day
Love is just a word until someone comes and gives it a meaning.
Two Buttons and a Square
(1/If guns kill people, do pencils misspell words? 2/My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems. 3/Apparently, common sense isn’t that common)
Ekologická Výzva
Nekupuj živý vianočný stromček! Daj si do izby policajta, je zelený, má hviezdičky a visia mu gule. Ak sa ti podarí zohnať dopraváka, bude ti aj svietiť!
Are You Speeding? I am Not Speeding…!
GOT STOPPED FOR SPEEDING THE OTHER DAY. I THOUGHT I COULD TALK MY WAY OUT OF UNTIL THE COP LOOKED AT MY DOG IN THE BACK SEAT… One Sign You’re Driving Too Fast……… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Thought of the Day
If you wait to do everything until you are sure it’s right, you’ll probably never do much of anything. Win Borden
Szovjetunióban Történt
A Szovjetunióban haldoklik nagyanyó, a nagyapó végigjárja az orvosokat, van-e valami remény – végül egy alternatív doktor azt mondja neki: egy módon segíthet az asszonynak, ha teljesíti férji kötelezettségét. Mire az öreg: – Nagyon öreg vagyok én már, kezem között halt meg Lenin elvtárs, hogy tehetnék én ilyet..? De az orvos csak győzködik, hogy nincs […]
I Thought Cucumbers Were Only for Salads..
This information was in the New York Times several weeks ago as part of their “Spotlight on the Home” series that highlighted creative and fanciful ways to solve common problems. 1. Cucumbers contain most of the vitamins you need every day, just one cucumber contains Vitamin B1, Vitamin B2, Vitamin B3, Vitamin B5, Vitamin B6, […]
New Sex Study…
It has been determined that the most used sexual position for married couples is the doggie position. The husband sits up and begs. The wife rolls over and plays dead.
