Two for the Day
Inspection A deputy sheriff stops at a dairy farm and talks with the old farmer who is the owner. He tells the farmer, “I need to inspect your property for illegally grown marijuana.” The old farmer says, “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.” The officer verbally explodes saying, “Mister, I have the […]
O x y m o r o n s
1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? 3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? 4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words? 5. Why do we say something […]
Happy Thanksgiving!!!
May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey be plump, May your potatoes and gravy Have never a lump. May your yams be delicious And your pies take the prize, And may your Thanksgiving dinner Stay off your thighs! Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!
Nevessünk
A halottak nem élnek nemi életet, mégis szaporodnak. A Vatikán ellenzi a béranyaságot. Szerencse, hogy ez az álláspont még nem volt érvényben, amikor Jézus született. A csúszómászók sohasem esnek hasra. A gazdaság a szakadék szélén áll, de jövőre egy nagy lépést teszünk előre. A feleségem a legdrágább és legtürelmesebb és a legszebb nő a világon. […]
Thought of the Day
What you are shouts so loud in my ears I cannot hear what you say. Emerson
Miracle Coyote
Meet the wiliest of all coyotes: Hit by a car at 75mph, embedded in the fender,road for 600 miles – and SURVIVED! When a brother and sister struck a coyote at 75mph they assumed they had killed the animal and drove on. They didn’t realize this was the toughest creature ever to survive a hit-and-run. […]
Pork Chops? Maybe Not…
In a zoo in California, a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, they died shortly after birth. The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery, suddenly started to decline in health, […]
Thought of the Day
Change your thoughts and you change your world. Norman Vincent Peale
