Paraprosdokian Sentences
A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect. ************************** Ø I asked God for a bike, but […]
Shark Swim
This is very pretty you can change the fish by clicking on the pics on the left and change the underwater scenes by clicking on the ones on the right. The fish follow your mouse. Sit back, relax and enjoy your new “entertainment”… http://www.sharkbreak.com/
Thought of the Day
Two things are infinite: The Universe and Human Stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
Removing Your Ribs to Shrink Your Waist?
THIS WOMAN HAD HER RIBS REMOVED… I guess I’ll just keep my love handles after seeing this insanity. She had her ribs removed by a plastic surgeon.
Dogs for Emergency Services
Emergency Services has introduced trained service dogs to help cut costs. Canines have been used for police work, search & rescue, tracking, service dogs, and a variety of other tasks. Now they’re assisting Paramedics and doing so at a much lower cost. See the example below…………………….. . . Breathe, damn you, breathe!
Tequila
A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it’s filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, “What’s with the money in the jar?” “Well…, you pay $10, and […]
History Lesson
According to reliable Anthropological sources, in 1872 the Arab’s invented the condom, using a goats lower intestine. In 1873 the British somewhat refined the idea by removing it from the goat first…
