Thought of the Day
Those who bring sunshine into the lives of others, cannot keep it from themselves.
Self CPR
This is one of those emails, that can be posted over and over…. VERY Important!! All of us need to know this information and be safe! What are you to do if you have a heart attack While you are alone. If you’ve already received this, It means people care about you. The Johnson City […]
Thought of the Day
When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change. Dr. Wayne Dyer
Where is My Sunday Paper?
The irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was. “Madam”, said the newspaper employee, “today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY”. There was quiet and long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she […]
Zopár Múdrostí
– Najlepšie je nič neriešiť. Veď ono sa to už poserie aj samo… – Nepiť je jediný spôsob, ako zostať triezvy. Obávam sa však, že aj najhorší… – Opil som sa v sebaobrane! Prepadol ma smäd… – Tešiť sa dá aj z maličkostí. Napríklad z výplaty… – Väčšina chorôb je zo stresu, len pohlavné sú […]
Cheyenne
Lengthy but worth to read…. Get your Kleenex ready…. I saw the car, Dad. Please don’t yell at me when I’m driving.’ My voice was measured and steady, sounding far calmer than I really felt. Dad glared at me, then, turned away and settled back. At home, I left Dad in front of the television […]
Tech Support Funnies
Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Customer: A white one… =============== Customer: Hi, this is Celine.. I can’t get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button? Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck. Tech support: That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note. Customer: No, wait a minute. I […]
Thought of the Day
Look beyond the differences and find a way to walk the path together.
