Thought of the Day
“Dear Lord, please help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.”
Ghost
A professor was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, ‘How many people here believe in ghosts?’ About 90 students raise their hands. ‘Well, that’s a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?’ About 40 […]
The Birth of a Hummingbird
Keep in mind the egg is smaller than a tic-tac and a quarter fits the opening of the nest! This is truly amazing. Be sure to click on NEXT PAGE at the bottom of each page; there are 5 pages in all. A lady found a hummingbird nest and got pictures all the way from […]
Stunning Images of Animals in the Womb
Using revolutionary four-dimensional scanning technology, scientists are able to shine a light on the hidden secrets of mammalian embryonic development. The film charts the fetal journey of three species of mammal – a litter of puppies, an elephant calf and a dolphin. From conception through to birth, one thing becomes obvious – mammals undergo similar […]
Apology…
…to all friends for sending them emails all the time… – – There have been times when I may have; disturbed you, troubled you, pestered you, irritated you, bugged you, or got on your nerves with all the emails I send, So today I just wanna tell you that… I PLAN TO CONTINUE!
The World’s Shortest Books
THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD by Bill Gates ____________________________________ THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE by Barack Obama _____________________________________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan Illustrated by Michael Moore ______________________________________ MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton […]
What Will I be When I Grow Up?
If you don’t pass this along, a dog will come out and pee on your computer! don’t worry you don’t have to pass it on
Thoughtof the Day
All the things one has forgotten scream for help in dreams. Elias Canetti
Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder
I recently came back from a tour of duty in Afghanistan. Having not seen my wife for many months, I was looking forward to a night of hot, passionate sex. Unfortunately she came out of the shower with a towel wrapped round her head so, I shot her.
Tomorrow is Never Promised
One day a woman’s husband died, and on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of their bedroom, the wife was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn’t “anymore”. No more hugs, no more special moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, no more “just one minute.” Sometimes, […]
