Thought of the Day
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. John Barrymore
Let’s Dream
The car pictured in this note is a Mercedes Maybach.. Notice the ‘recliner’ rear seats, and the ‘electrostatic’ sunroof. The sunroof turns from opaque to crystal clear depending on the passengers preference. NOW, STOP DREAMING AND GET BACK TO WORK! (BE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU’VE GOT)! . . . . . Keep scrolling!!!! . . […]
A Pink Dolphin…
…AWESOME! WHAT A TREAT! Think pink … You’re not seeing the world through rose-colored glasses: This albino dolphin is pink. Unique … the bottle-nose – first spotted in Lake Calcasieu, an inland saltwater estuary in Louisiana , by boat captain Erik Rue, 42, in 2007 – has surfaced again. Attraction … Tourists are flocking to […]
Thought of the Day
If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. Les Brown
Thought of the Day
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. James Dent
Rectum Stretcher!
While she was ‘flying’ down the road, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, ‘What’s your hurry?’ To which […]
Check Your Mail!
Just wanted to let you know – today I received my 2010 Obama Stimulus Package. It contained two watermelon seeds, cornbread mix, and 10 coupons to KFC. The directions were in Spanish. Hope you get yours soon.
Thought of the Day
I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell.
