Hard to believe they are cakes. Yes, everything you see is a cake with the frosting. The sewing machine and other items look so real it looks like they are the real thing – but, they are all just cake and frosting.
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After You Finish Eating the Chocolate, You Can Eat the Box; or the Purse..
Wednesday, September 1st, 2010
Please Do This Before 9/11
Wednesday, September 1st, 2010
Please join us in this FLY THE FLAG campaign and PLEASE forward this E-mail immediately to everyone in your address book asking them to also forward it. We have one week and counting to get the word out all across this great land and into every community in the United States of America.
If you forward this email to least 11 people and each of those people do the same… you get the idea.
THE PROGRAM:
On Saturday, September 11th, 2010, an American flag should be displayed outside every home, apartment, office, and store in the United States. Every individual should make it their duty to display an American flag on this ninth anniversary of one our country’s worst tragedies. We do this honor of those who lost their lives on 9/11, their families, friends and loved ones who continue to endure the pain, and those who today are fighting at home and abroad to preserve our cherished freedoms.
In the days, weeks and months following 9/11, our country was bathed in American flags as citizens mourned the incredible losses and stood shoulder-to-shoulder against terrorism. Sadly, those flags have all but disappeared. Our patriotism pulled us through some tough times and it shouldn’t take another attack to galvanize us in solidarity.
Our American flag is the fabric of our country and together we can prevail over terrorism of all kinds.
Action Plan:
So, here’s what we need you to do..
(1) Forward this email to everyone you know (at least 11 people). Please don’t be the one to break this chain.
Take a moment to think back to how you felt on 9/11 and let those sentiments guide you.
(2) Fly an American flag of any size on 9/11. Honestly, Americans should fly the flag year-round, but if you don’t, then at least make it a priority on this day.
Thank you for your participation. God Bless You and God Bless America!
Look What Was Captured On The Arizona Border!
Wednesday, September 1st, 2010
Anybody want to boycott Arizona now? It’s not about profiling!
Why was there no news coverage of this raid on the Arizona border???
This is exactly why we MUST support ARIZONA. Right on the Arizona border! This is but one seizure that has taken place along the border over the past year. There have been many more like this (but you won’t hear about it on media news.) Not a mention on ABC – CBS – NBC – MSNBC – or CNN news! These photos and reports come from a Spanish language news source. Thank God for the border patrol and that they did not allow this to get in.
Mexican soldiers display seized weapons after a raid operation on a drug hitmen training camp near the municipality of Higueras, some 50 km (31 miles) away from Monterrey May 11, 2010. The army seized machineguns, rifles, four rocket-propelled grenade launchers, two rockets, grenades, ammunition, twelve trucks and communication radios during the raid, according to local media. One drug hitman died during the operation. REUTERS/Tomas Bravo (MEXICO – Tags: MILITARY SOCIETY CRIME LAW)
Enough ammunition to outfit a small army was confiscated.
Military caps and equipment were among the cache of weapons. Hats bearing the Zetas drug cartel logo are displayed next to stacks of loaded rifle magazines, during a media display of seized weaponry by the military.
All types of assault weapons were among the cache. Many were military grade weapons with plenty of ammo.
There were enough guns to open a gun shop.
It was a major asenal of weapons including grenade launchers.
Not only weapons, but also vehicles believed to have been stolen were found at the site.
One smuggler was killed during the operation when he fired on the border patrol agents.
Numerous Police style bullet proof vests were found in one vehicle.
More than 200 large weapons were confiscated along with about 30 smaller arms.
2 grenade launchers were among the cache.
It appears these guys intended to portray themselves as police officers or military men.
Each and every vehicle checked had been reported stolen in the USA in the recent past! $380,000 worth of stolen vehicles were recovered.
More than 60 grenades of varying size were found Arabic writing was found on them.
Numerous Hand guns with loaded clips were also found in the cache.
A single grenade like this could bring $5,000 on the streets of the USA.
Each of these weapons could be sold for as much as $5,000 on the black market in the USA.
More than 80 stolen cell phones were found. These could be used for detonating bombs remotely.
Still more rifles were found stuffed in several SUV’s
Clips loaded with live bullets were just too numerous to count
All types of weapons including Afghan – Russian – Chinese and many others.
Why would anyone want to object to protecting our borders after they have seen this??? Our own Federal Government intends to sue Arizona over their law. But the Federals law reads almost word for word. Problem is, they refuse to enforce the law.
Three Handsome Dogs
Tuesday, August 31st, 2010Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.
The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.
The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.
Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, ‘The first one who can use the words ‘liver’ and ‘cheese’ together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me.’
The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, ‘I love liver and cheese.’
‘Oh, how childish,’ said the Poodle. ‘That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.’
She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says ‘How well can you do?’
‘Um I HATE liver and cheese,’ blurts the Golden Retriever.
‘My, my,’ said the Poodle. ‘I guess it’s hopeless. That’s just as dumb as the Lab’s sentence.’
She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, ‘How about you, little guy?’
The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua
He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says:
Liver alone. Cheese mine.
You Think You Have Problems With Transportation?
Tuesday, August 31st, 2010
Politically Incorrect
Tuesday, August 31st, 2010You know things are bad when even the cartoonists make fun of such things!
It is Time for America to Speak up!
Ideas ~ Gondolatok ~ Myšlienky ~ Ideeën ~ Les Idées
Monday, August 30th, 2010
Sculptures from Tree Trunks ~ Sculpturen van Boomstammen ~ Sochy zo Stromových Kmeňov ~ Fatörzs Szobrok ~ Les Sculptures des Troncs d’Arbre
Monday, August 30th, 2010
Moral of the Story
Monday, August 30th, 2010
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day, the kids came back and, one by one,
began to tell their stories.
There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved.
But then the teacher realized, that only Janie was left.
Janie, do you have a story to share?’
”Yes ma’am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn’t
break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.
She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.
”Good Heavens,’ said the horrified teacher. ‘What
did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?
“Stay away from Mommy when she’s been drinking.”
Dog for Sale
Monday, August 30th, 2010
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: ‘Talking Dog For Sale ‘ He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
‘You talk?’ he asks.
‘Yep,’ the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says ‘So, what’s your story?’
The Lab looks up and says, ‘Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.’
‘I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.’ ‘I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.’
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
‘Ten dollars,’ the guy says.
‘Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?’
‘Because he’s a liar. He never did any of that shit.
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