Posts Tagged ‘Children’
Thursday, November 17th, 2011
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We’ve seen the obit but not the breakdown of taxpayers’ money that will be granted to his off springs.
It seems that every couple of days New Orleans loses one of its treasured ENTREPRENEURS.
Lets get the players straight before we go on with this. Interpretation of data not verified but…
LARMONDO “FLAIR” ALLEN
His Companion: Kawanner Armstrong
His Sons : Christian Allen
Kwan Allen
Larmondo Allen, Jr.
His Daughters: Deidra Allen
Larmenshell Allen
Lamonshea Allen
Larmomdriel Allen
Larmerja Allen
Korevell Allen
AT AGE 25 – He had 9 Children.
(Could Kawanner Armstrong Possibly Be The Mother Of All Of His Kids?)
His Father: Burnell Thompson
His Mother: Esther Allen
His Stepfather: Bruce Gordy
His Brothers: Burnell Thompson
Edgar Thompson
Wil Willis
Danta Edwards
Reshe Edwards
Mattnell Allen
Burnell Allen
Lester Allen
His Sisters: Shannail Craig
Lekiksha Thompson
Gwendolyn Carter
Jessica Willis
Katina Gordy
Grandparents: Delors Allen
J.C. Allen
Anna Laura Thompson
Will Thompson
So, let’s see now….
His Father, Burnell Thompson, fathered his brothers Burnell, Edgar and his sister Lekiksha.
His Stepfather, Bruce Gordy, fathered his Sister Katina.
His Mother, Esther Allen, must have been unwed when she gave birth to: Larmondo, Mattnell, Burnell and Lester.
We don’t know who fathered Wil Willis and Jessica Willis, or Dante and Reshe Edwards.
Lets hope sisters Shannail Craig and Gwendolyn Carter are married.
GOT THE ABOVE ALL STRAIGHT?
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NOW, THE REST OF THE STORY
He was 25 and had 3 sons and 6 daughters.
NINE welfare recipients collecting $950 each…..
That equals $8,550 a month!!! Now add Food Stamps,
Free medical, Free school lunches, and on and on.
Do the math… $102,000+ /year.
Anyone out there, sittin’ on their butt while reading this e-mail, making a HUNDRED GRAND doing nothing?
Now that, to me, is a real Entrepreneur.
(ALSO, BECAUSE OF THEIR FATHER’S DEATH, ALL OF THE KIDS WILL COLLECT
SOCIAL SECURITY UNTIL THEY ARE 18)
EVEN BETTER…IF “FLAIR’S”
THIRTEEN BROTHERS & SISTERS
FOLLOWED HIS ENTREPRENEURIAL
STRATEGY–THAT’S AN ADDITIONAL
$1.3 MILLION PER YEAR
BUT WAIT…THERE’S MORE!
IF ALL THIRTEEN BROTHERS AND SISTERS CAN
DUPLICATE HIS FEAT OF 9 WELFARE STRATEGISTS
THAT BREEDS 117 NEW RECIPIENTS COLLECTING $100,000/YR!!…OR AN ADDITIONAL
$11,700,000 PER YEAR…
& THAT’S ONE DAWN FAMILY
(And demands 100% the Taxes Paid by 1,000 avg. taxpayers)
And THAT is why this once great country is
BANKRUPT!!
ANY QUESTIONS?
Tags: Brothers, Children, Daughters, Lord Help Us, Sisters, Sons, Welfare
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Tuesday, October 18th, 2011
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One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate. He asked one man,
“Why are you eating grass?”
“We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied. “We have to eat grass.”
“Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I’ll feed you,” the lawyer said.
“But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree.”
“Bring them along,” the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated, “You may come with us, also.”
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, “But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!”
“Bring them all as well,” the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,
“Sir, you are too kind.”
“Thank you for taking all of us with you”.
The lawyer replied,
“Glad to do it. You’ll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high.”
Tags: Children, Grass, Kind, Lawyer, Limousine, Men, Poor, Wife
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Saturday, September 10th, 2011
“If we could get everyone to perform just a few acts of kindness each day, we could change the world. At least a good beginning could be made.
Our days would seem sweeter, less discouraging, and we would harbor more hope for the future… In addition, we would be role models for our children. They would learn the power and importance of being kind. They would learn that the actual number of people reached by their simple acts of kindness does not matter. The importance is in the doing.”
Brian Weiss MD
Tags: Brian Weiss MD, Change, Children, Day, Future, Importance, Kindness, Sweeter, Thought, World
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Sunday, June 12th, 2011
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In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a second-hand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING – BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park: (I sure hope so)
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer’s field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR – THE BELL DOESN’T WORK)
Tags: Bargain, Bell, Bicycles, car, Children, Elephants, Knock, Lessons, London, Office, Sign, Teapot
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Monday, May 9th, 2011
It’s not only children who grow. Parents do too. As much as we watch to see what our children do with their lives, they are watching us to see what we do with ours. I can’t tell my children to reach for the sun. All I can do is reach for it, myself.
Joyce Maynard
Tags: Children, Day, Joyce Maynard, Lives, Parents, Reach, Sun, Thought, Watching
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Friday, April 1st, 2011
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Tags: Castle, Children, Fairy Tale for Women, Frog, Handsome, Housekeeping, Meals, mother, Prince, Princess
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Thursday, March 10th, 2011
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Housework was a woman’s job, but one evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer Dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished!
It turns out that Ralph had read an article that said, ‘Wives who work full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have sex’.
The night went very well. The next day, she told her office friends all about it. ‘We had a great dinner. Ralph even cleaned up the kitchen. He helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put it away. I really enjoyed the evening’.
‘But what about afterward?’ asked her friends.
‘Oh, that…….. Ralph was too tired.’
Tags: Being Married, Children, Dinner, Fool, Friends, Husband, Laundry, Office, Wife, Women
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Thursday, December 2nd, 2010
A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave.
Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the city stands up and proclaims, ‘If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!’
The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds.
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, ‘If the Preacher will stay on here, I’ll personally double his salary, and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!’
More sighs and loud applause.
Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, ‘If the Preacher stays, I will give him sex!’
There is total silence.
The Preacher, blushing, asks her, ‘Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?’
Sadie’s 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies, ‘Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, ‘Screw him!’
Tags: Cadillac, Car Dealeship, Children, Congregation, Preacher, Sex
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Wednesday, November 24th, 2010
I’ve told my children that when I die, to release balloons in the sky to celebrate that I graduated. For me, death is a graduation.
Elisabeth Kubler-Ross
Tags: Balloons, Celebrate, Children, Day, Die, Elisabeth Kubler-Ross, Graduation, Release, Sky, Thought
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Tuesday, November 16th, 2010
We need to teach the next generation of children from day one that they are responsible for their lives. Mankind’s greatest gift, also its greatest curse, is that we have free choice. We can make our choices built from love or from fear.
Elisabeth Kubler-Ross
Tags: Children, Choice, Curse, Day, Elisabeth Kubler-Ross, Fear, Free, Generation, Gift, Love, Responsible, Thought
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