“If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn’t jump with them, I’d be at the bottom to catch them.”
Posts Tagged ‘Friends’
Thought of the Day
Wednesday, January 18th, 2012Thought of the Day
Sunday, September 4th, 2011Thought of the Day
Saturday, March 12th, 2011Slippers
Friday, March 11th, 2011Being Married
Thursday, March 10th, 2011Housework was a woman’s job, but one evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer Dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished!
It turns out that Ralph had read an article that said, ‘Wives who work full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have sex’.
The night went very well. The next day, she told her office friends all about it. ‘We had a great dinner. Ralph even cleaned up the kitchen. He helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put it away. I really enjoyed the evening’.
‘But what about afterward?’ asked her friends.
Marbles
Tuesday, October 19th, 2010
Well, here is the cure….. just smile and say…
Dear Lord,
I know you’re watching over me
And I’m feeling truly blessed
For no matter what I pray for
You always know what’s best!

I have this circle of E-mail friends,
Who mean the world to me;
Some days I ‘send’ and ‘send,’
At other times, I let them be.

I am so blessed to have these friends,
With whom I’ve grown so close;
So this little poem I dedicate to them,
Because to me they are the ‘Most’!

When I see each name download,
And view the message they’ve sent;
I know they’ve thought of me that day,
And ‘well wishes’ were their intent.

So to you, my friends, I would like to say,
Thank you for being a part;
Of all my daily contacts,
This comes right from my heart..

God bless you is my prayer today,
I’m honored to call you ‘friend’;
I pray the Lord will keep you safe,
Until we write again.
…WE CAN’T AFFORD TO LOSE OUR MARBLES…
FOR LIFE IS TOO SHORT!!!
(send it to all of your friends to show them, that you care…)
Skiing Trip
Monday, September 6th, 2010John decided to go skiing with his buddy, Keith. So they loaded up John’s minivan and headed north.
After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
‘I realize it’s terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I’m recently widowed,’ she explained. ‘I’m afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.’
‘Don’t worry,’ John said. ‘We’ll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we’ll be gone at first light.’ The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.
Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.
They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
But about nine months later, John got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he
had met on the ski weekend. He dropped in on his friend Keith and asked, ‘Keith, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?’
‘Yes, I do.’ Said Keith.
‘Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?’
‘Well, um, yes!,’ Keith said, a little embarrassed about being found out, ‘I have to admit that I did.’
‘And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?’
Keith’s face turned beet red and he said,
‘Yeah, look, I’m sorry, buddy. I’m afraid I did. Why do you ask?’
‘She just died and left me everything.’
(And you thought the ending would be different, didn’t you?… now keep that smile for the rest of the day!)






