1. A nursery school pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead. “How do you know that the cat was dead?” she asked her pupil. “Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move,” answered the child innocently. “You did WHAT?” the teacher exclaimed in surprise. “You know,” explained the […]
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All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal – The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair, and now ‘The home Wax kit’. Read on… My night began as any other normal weeknight. Finish laundry, fix dinner, have a glass of wine, e-mail the grandkids. I then had the thought that would […]
An Irishman is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, ‘Are you ready to […]
I TOLD HER TO BACK IT IN… BUT… SHE SAID THIS WAS EASIER…
This is one of the best photos I’ve seen in years! I bet the driver won’t think he is above the law next time. I’ve got one thing to say to the Firefighter who did this. . . That’s the attitude I want if my house is on fire!!