Posts Tagged ‘Men’
Tuesday, October 18th, 2011
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One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate. He asked one man,
“Why are you eating grass?”
“We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied. “We have to eat grass.”
“Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I’ll feed you,” the lawyer said.
“But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree.”
“Bring them along,” the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated, “You may come with us, also.”
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, “But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!”
“Bring them all as well,” the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,
“Sir, you are too kind.”
“Thank you for taking all of us with you”.
The lawyer replied,
“Glad to do it. You’ll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high.”
Tags: Children, Grass, Kind, Lawyer, Limousine, Men, Poor, Wife
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Thursday, April 28th, 2011
Tags: Awesome Polaroid Prank, Dievčatá, Girls, Men, Muži, Women, Ženy
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Wednesday, March 23rd, 2011
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When I saw the title of this email in my inbox, I thought it was a joke! It is NOT a JOKE!!!! This is the SCARY REALITY of Arab women!! I couldn’t watch this to the end, makes me so angry!!
Someone needs to cut these men’s d**s off!!!
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Tags: Angry, arab, Beating, Etiquette, Men, Reality, Scary, Wife, Wife Beating Etiquette, Women
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Wednesday, March 16th, 2011
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UK – Finally it has arrived… A Keyboard for retired men.
Sk – Konečne sme sa dočkali… K/B pre penzistov.
Tags: Keyboard, Men, Music, Penzisti, Porn, Retired
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Thursday, February 10th, 2011
Tags: Attractive, Do Yo Know the Difference, Hands, Men, New York, Paris, Women
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Sunday, January 16th, 2011
Following a night out with a few friends, a man brought them back to show off his new flat. After the grand tour, the visitors were rather perplexed by the large gong taking pride of place in the lounge.
‘What’s that big brass gong for?’ one of the guests asked.
‘Why, that’s my Speaking Clock’ the man replied.
‘How does it work?’
‘I’ll show you’, the man said, giving the gong an ear-shattering blow with an unpadded hammer.
Suddenly, a voice from the other side of the wall screamed,
‘For *****sake, you wanker, it’s twenty to two in the *******morning!!’
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A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer. After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and asks for another beer. This happens about another seven times before the bartender asks him,
‘Why do you keep looking in your pocket?’
The man replies, ‘I have a picture of my wife in there.. When she looks good enough, I’ll go home!’
Tags: Bar, Beer, Clock, Hammer, Home, Jokes, Men, Pocket, Speaking, Wife
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Friday, December 31st, 2010
Tags: Apples and Wine, Dinner, Easy, Fine Wine, Good, Ground, Men, Trees, Women
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