A couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told her they didn’t have a bath,although if she wanted to she could use a tin bath in front of the fire……. “Monday’s the best night, when my husband goes out […]
“A man can be himself only so long as he is alone.” Arthur Schopenauer
If a man does not work passionately (even furiously) at being the best in the world at what he does,he fails his talent, his destiny and his God. George Lois
A young blond girl in her late teens, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a “handy woman” and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her […]
I found this really hard to believe ……. (Look on Top of the Bridge) Can you believe anyone would drink Rum and Coke without ice….? ABSOLUTELY UNBELIEVABLE!!!
A crank is a man with a new idea – until it catches on. Mark Twain
Guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini.” The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, ”168.” The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology. The guy […]