A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it’s filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, “What’s with the money in the jar?” “Well…, you pay $10, and […]
Last week, I checked into the Four Seasons in Palm Beach and was a bit lonely. I thought, “I’ll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages.” I looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony -a very […]
“I don’t care what your politics are, this is pretty funny” Before Chelsea’s wedding on July 31st… Hillary wanted to play the perfect Mom. She asked Chelsea… “Have you had sex with Marc?” Chelsea said… “Not according to Dad”
I recently came back from a tour of duty in Afghanistan. Having not seen my wife for many months, I was looking forward to a night of hot, passionate sex. Unfortunately she came out of the shower with a towel wrapped round her head so, I shot her.
I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex. Katharine Hepburn