The government will start deporting all of the weird old people this year. I started crying when I thought of you. Run, MY FRIEND, RUN! Well….what can I say….someone sent it to me, and I’m not going alone!
You can’t run away from trouble. There ain’t no place that far. Uncle Remus
KEEP THIS IN MIND AS YOU ARE DOING YOUR SPRING CLEANUP CHORES. New use for Windex I haven’t checked ‘ Snopes.Com ‘ to see if this actually works or not . . . But they say, if you ever get the sudden URGE to run around naked, you should sniff some Windex first. It’ll keep […]