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A poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre I found this beautiful summer poem and thought it might help make your day. It did mine; it’s very well written. – - – - – - – - – - SHIT! It’s hot! The End
You can go to Shanghai for a vacation, buy two or more of these cars, one for your wife and one for yourself, and one for each of your kids, have them shipped to Canada and still spend less money than if you bought a car in Canada. This is not a toy, not a […]
Synátor sa pýta pri pisoároch, otca: “Oci, prečo ja mám na nohaviciach iba 2 gombíky a ty 5?” “No vieš synček, ty máš malého pipíka, tak na 2 gombíky, a ja som starší, mám väčšieho, tak na 5 gombíkov…” “Oci, tak potom aký veľký kokot musí mať náš pán farár, keď má gombíky až po […]
The best part about procrastination is that you are never bored, because you have all kinds of things that you should be doing.
ENJOY NO, I’m not going to the VET!! This beats the heck out of bunk beds! Aww shucks, I thought I’d end up in the kitchen I’ve been on hold for 45 minutes!!!! Hold still while I get this one last spot that I missed.. I have an OUWEE! What do you mean, ‘I look […]
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day… About two hours into my first day on the job, a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the […]