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Archive for July, 2009
Thought of the Day
Friday, July 31st, 2009“Summer”
Friday, July 31st, 2009A poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre
I found this beautiful summer poem and thought it might help make your day.
It did mine; it’s very well written.
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Thought of the Day
Friday, July 31st, 2009Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
“Stocking Stuffer”
Thursday, July 30th, 2009You can go to Shanghai for a vacation, buy two or more of these cars, one for your wife and one for yourself, and one for each of your kids, have them shipped to Canada and still spend less money than if you bought a car in Canada.
This is not a toy, not a concept car. It is a newly developed single seat car in highly aerodynamic tear-shape road-proven real car. It is ready to be launched as a single-seater for sale in Shanghai in 2010 for a mere RMB 4,000 (US$600)!
Interested? Wait till you learn that it will cruise at 100-120 Km/Hr with an unbelievable 0.99litre/100Km (258 miles/gallon)!!
Impressed? Totally, after you have read all the details below about the hi-tech and space-age material input into this care!!! Truly the most Economic Car in the world. The Most Economic Car in the World will be on sale next year.
*Better than Electric Car – 258 miles/gallon: IPO 2010 in Shanghai. This is a single seated car.
*From conception to production: 3 years and the company is headquartered in Hamburg, Germany.
*Will be selling for 4000 yuan, equivalent to US$600..
*Gas tank capacity = 1.7 gallons
*Speed = 62 – 74.6 Miles/hour
*Fuel efficiency = 258 miles/gallon
*Travel distance with a full tank = 404 miles
Pets are Wonderful
Thursday, July 30th, 2009
Otec a Syn
Thursday, July 30th, 2009Synátor sa pýta pri pisoároch, otca:
“Oci, prečo ja mám na nohaviciach iba 2 gombíky a ty 5?”
“No vieš synček, ty máš malého pipíka, tak na 2 gombíky, a ja som starší, mám väčšieho, tak na 5 gombíkov…”
“Oci, tak potom aký veľký kokot musí mať náš pán farár, keď má gombíky až po krk??!”
Thought of the Day
Thursday, July 30th, 2009The best part about procrastination is that you are never bored, because you have all kinds of things that you should be doing.
Apples and Wine
Wednesday, July 29th, 2009
Need a Smile Today?
Wednesday, July 29th, 2009ENJOY
NO, I’m not going to the VET!!
This beats the heck out of bunk beds!
Aww shucks, I thought I’d end up in the kitchen
I’ve been on hold for 45 minutes!!!!
Hold still while I get this one last spot that I missed..
I have an OUWEE!
What do you mean, ‘I look a little green today?’
I wasn’t doin’ anything naughty, promise.
Ahhh… this is sooo good my toes are curling!
I’m sure glad this wasn’t a frosted mug!!!
Whew, this pumpin’ iron is for the birds!!
Mom said to cover your mouth when you yawn…..
If they phone — I’m not here
I missed you all day!
We have different Daddy’s
They call it puppy love
Send this link to someone that needs a smile today.
My 1 Day Employment
Wednesday, July 29th, 2009So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day…
About two hours into my first day on the job, a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly,
‘Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?’
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, ‘Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one’s 9, and the other one’s 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?’
So I replied, ‘I’m neither blind nor stupid, Ma’am, I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.’
My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.
