Cow from New Zealand
The only cow in a small town in Australia stopped giving milk. The townsfolk found they could buy a cow in New Zealand quite cheaply. They brought the cow from New Zealand and it was wonderful, produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy. They bought a bull to mate with the cow […]
Track your Partner (Down)
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Problemen met Economie
Lieve mensen… In deze moeilijke tijd, waarin we een echte bankcrisis meemaken op wereldniveau, is hier een goed idee om je een rijk gevoel te geven…. en toch te sparen! Laat op je piemel 50 euro tatoeren Dat heeft 3 voordelen: Ten eerste: Het is fijn om met je geld te spelen Ten tweede: Het […]
Half Boy, Half Man
If you read this, you WILL forward it on. You just won’t be able to stop yourself. The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, not old […]
V Letadle
V letadle vedle sebe sedí dva Arabové a jeden Žid. Arabové sedí u okna a Žid u uličky. Protože očekává dlouhý let, sundá si Žid boty a pěkně se uvelebí. Najednou se začne zvedat Arab u okénka a říká: “Asi si skočím pro džus.” Žid na to: “V pohodě, já vám pro ten džus dojdu.” […]
Fuel That Nurtures
Eating Right to Feel Better At its simplest, food is fuel. Though our preferences regarding taste and texture can vary widely, we all rely on the foods we eat for energy. Most people are aware that it is vital we consume a diverse assortment of foods if we aspire to maintain a state of physical […]
A New Version of Adam & Eve
EVE’S SIDE OF THE STORY After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. ‘So, how is everything going?’ inquired God. ‘It is all so beautiful, God,’ she replied. ‘The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem! It’s these breasts […]
Larry’s Proverbs
1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 6. He who laughs last, […]
