These floats were part of the annual Carnival Parade in Germany watched by an estimated 3 million people in 3 German cities including Dusseldorf . With our controlled press, it is interesting to see that German citizens seem to know more about the U.S. political system and environment than the majority of citizens on the streets of America.
“There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt.”
God Bless America!
Playboy reportedly offered Sarah Palin $4,000,000 to pose nude in an upcoming issue.
Michelle Obama was offered $50 by National Geographic.
In other news…. we all remember when KFC offered a “Hillary”meal, consisting of 2 small breasts and 2 large thighs.
Now, KFC is offering the “Obama Cabinet Bucket”. It consists of nothing but left wings and chicken shit.
Just keeping you up to date.
You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start…
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree… and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
–Jay Leno
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
–Jay Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
–Conan O’Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
–Jay Leno
Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
–David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
–Jimmy Fallon
Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
–Jimmy Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for Clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
–David Letterman
And:
Great Orators of the Democrat Party
“One man with courage makes a majority.” – Andrew Jackson
“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” – Franklin D. Roosevelt
“The buck stops here.” – Harry S. Truman
“Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.” – John F. Kennedy
And, from today’s genius Democrats…
“It depends what your definition of ‘is’ is?” – Bill Clinton
“Those rumors are false… I believe in the sanctity of marriage.” – John Edwards
“I invented the Internet.” – Al Gore
“The next Person that tells me I’m not religious, I’m going to shove my rosary beads up their a**.” – Joe Biden
” America is – is no longer, uh, what it – it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was – uh, and I say to myself, uh, I don’t want that future, uh, for my children.” – Barack Obama
“I have campaigned in all 57 states.” – Barack Obama (Quoted 2008)
“You don’t need God anymore, you have us Democrats.” – Nancy Pelosi (Quoted 2006)
“Paying taxes is voluntary.” – Sen. Harry Reid
“Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he.” – Hillary Clinton (Quoted 1998)
And the most recent gem of wisdom from the “Mother Moron”:
“We just have to pass the Healthcare Bill to see what’s in it.” – Nancy
Pelosi (Quoted March, 2010)
”Life’s tough… it’s even tougher if you’re stupid.” – John Wayne
THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton
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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry
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AMELIA EARHART’S
GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE ……
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O’Donnell
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
by Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction by the
Rev. Jesse Jackson
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Logical Reasons Why America Should Allow
Foreigners To Sneak In Illegally – and Then Give Them Welfare And Food Stamps
by Barack Obama and Barbara Boxer
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AND, JUST ADDED :
My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
by Nancy Pelosi
“Bill thought he was the President, too.”
