A Pet’s 10 Commandments
Remember that pets can’t do a lot of things for themselves and that they depend on you to make their life a quality life! A PET’S TEN COMMANDMENTS……… 1. My life is likely to last 10-15 years. Any separation from you is likely to be painful.. 2. Give me time to understand what you want […]
Niagara Falls 98 Years Ago
Her mother had a cousin living in Niagara Falls that year. She told the family that she and her neighbors woke up in the night feeling something was wrong. It took a while but they finally realized that it was the lack of noise. They had all become so used to the roar of the […]
Hormones in Action
*This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph. It’s PC Magazine’s 2007 editors’ choice for best webmail-award-winning letter.* Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your ‘Always’ maxi pads for over 20 […]
Suicidal Muslims
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let’s see now… No Jesus No Christmas No television No cheerleaders No nudity of any kind No car races No football No soccer No pork BBQ No hot dogs No burgers No chocolate chip cookies No lobster No nachos No Beer […]
Thought of the Day
Failure doesn’t mean – you’ll never make it, it means – it will take a little longer.
