Kamarádky
Sedí čtyři kamarádky u vína a vyprávějí si o svých mužích. První říká: “Tak jsem manželovi prohledala kapsy a našla cizí kapesníček.” “A co jsi s ním udělala?” ptá se jedna z kamarádek. “No, vyprala jsme ho a teď je můj.” Druhá říká: “To já zase našla manželovi v kapse dámské kalhotky!” “A co jsi […]
Windex Tip
KEEP THIS IN MIND AS YOU ARE DOING YOUR SPRING CLEANUP CHORES. New use for Windex I haven’t checked ‘ Snopes.Com ‘ to see if this actually works or not . . . But they say, if you ever get the sudden URGE to run around naked, you should sniff some Windex first. It’ll keep […]
This is our President and the First Lady!
As any American knows, we place our right hand over our heart when we recite the Pledge of Allegiance. And for anyone who thinks this may be a “mirror-image” picture, please note the wedding rings on the ring fingers of their LEFT HANDS and the RIGHT side of the “Messiah’s” suit coat where the buttons […]
Thought of the Day
While there’s life, there’s hope. Marcus Tullius Cicero
Memorial Day
Keep it moving, please, even if you’ve seen it before. It is the VETERAN, not the preacher, who has given us freedom of religion. It is the VETERAN, not the reporter, who has given us freedom of the press. It is the VETERAN, not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech. It is […]
Thought of the Day
“Life’s tough. It’s even tougher if you’re stupid.” John Wayne
Thought of the Day
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, “I used everything you gave me”. Erma Bombeck
Thought of the Day
We can’t plan life. All we can do is be available for it. Lauryn Hill
Best Card Trick
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