Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”
Posts Tagged ‘Glass’
Thought of the Day
Monday, April 18th, 2011Ideas ~ Gondolatok ~ Myšlienky ~ Ideeën ~ Les Idées
Monday, August 30th, 2010
Thought of the Day
Wednesday, April 28th, 2010People are like stained-glass window. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within.
Elizabeth Kübler-Ross
It’s a Joke ~ Get Over It!!
Friday, July 3rd, 2009A politically incorrect..
A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, ‘In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don’t need to drink with the same one twice.’
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, ‘In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don’t need to drink with the same one twice either.’
The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,
‘In America we have so many illegal aliens that we don’t have to drink with the same ones twice.’
‘ God Bless America ‘
