Old Man at the Pharmacy
An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra ‘Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?’ ‘I can cut them for you’ said Dan the pharmacist ‘but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ‘ ‘I’m 96’ said the old man. ‘I don’t want an erection, I just […]
Pár Vtipů
Manželka říká manželovi: ,,Já bych chtěla mít větší prsa.´´ Manžel na to: ,, Tak si je tři toaletním papírem.´´ Manželka: ,,A to jako pomůže?´´ A manžel na to: ,,No, to nevím, ale koukni, co ti to udělalo s prdelí.´´ Chudý rybář chytí zlatou rybku a povídá si: ,,Udělám tě na másle s trochou česneku a […]
More Blonde Jokes
Two Blondes with a hammer… Carol and Donna, were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in. Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, […]
Letter to the Boss
Dear Boss, I thought I should inform you immediately that I will be unable to attend work today due to my being stung by a wasp whilst sleeping last night. As I’m sure you will no doubt appreciate the weather has been extremely warm, leading to my sleeping unclothed and without any bed sheets. It […]
Thought for the Day
Walk every day for 30 minutes with a smile on your face.
